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Why did the wizard wear red, white and blue braces?
To keep his trousers up.
What do you call a wizard from outer space?
A flying sorcerer.
What is evil and bearded and lives under the sea?
A wizard with an aqualung.
What did the wizard say to his witch girlfriend?
Why did the wizard jump off the top of the Empire State Building?
He wanted to make a hit on Broadway.
What do you call a wizard who only casts good spells?
A charming fellow.
What do you call a wizard who lies on the floor?
What do you call a wizard lying in the gutter?
Who did the wizard marry?
What do you call a wizard who has fallen into the sea in a barrel?
What did the wizard say at the end of a long, hard day?
I'm going gnome.
Did you hear about the wizard who can sculpt lots of things out of skull bones?
Apparently he has a high degree of witchcraftsmanship.