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Why don't vultures fly south in the winter?
Because they can't afford the air fare.

Why did the vulture cross the road?
For a fowl reason.

Where do the toughest vultures come from?
Hard boiled eggs.

What do you call a vulture with no beak?
A head banger.

Why couldn't the vulture talk to the dove?
Because he didn't speak pigeon English.

How do we know vultures are religious?
Because they're birds of prey.

What do a vulture, a pelican and a taxman have in common?
Big bills!

How can she be so fat?
She eats like a bird!
Yes, a vulture!

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