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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
( Hardly seems worth it )

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
( Now that's more like it )

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
( In my next life I want to be a pig )

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
( Still not over that pig thing. )

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
( I still want to be a pig in my next life. Quality over quantity. )

Butterflies taste with their feet.
( Something I always wanted to know. )

A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
( I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
( I know some people like that too. )

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
( What about the pig? )

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