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What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers?
Oh good! A chew chew train!

What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph?
A witch in a high speed train.

Where do ghost trains stop?
At devil crossings.

Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.

Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.
Ghost: Why don't you take a train.
Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.

Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains?
He had to keep track of everything!

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