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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fanny who?.
Fanny the way you keep saying "Who's there?" every time I knock!

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?
Long time no sea.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?
You can hear their brooms tick!

What time is it when you sit on a pin?
Spring time.

What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Long time no flea!

That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?
Time to get a new car.

If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it?
Twenty after one.

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