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What do ghosts see at the theater?
Where does a werewolf sit in the theater?
Anywhere he wants to!
The box office clerk at the theater went to the manager's office to tell him that there were two horses in the foyer. "Two horses?" exclaimed the manager in surprise. "What on earth do they want?" "Two stalls for Monday night."
What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater?
You miss most of the film.