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What do you call a witch who is made of cotton and has lots of holes in her?
A string hag.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a yo-yo.
Doctor: Are you stringing me along?
How did the teacher forecast the weather with a piece of string?
She hung it up, and if it moved, she knew it was windy, and if it got wet, she knew it was raining.