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What happened to the naughty little witch at school?
She was ex-spelled.
Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?
She was having Disney spells.
What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?
Have you heard about the goodweather witch?
She's forecasting sunny spells.
Why aren't we getting any sun then?
Because she can't spell "sunny."
First Witch: I'm going to cast a spell and make myself beautiful. I'll have hundreds of men at my feet.
Second witch: Yes, chiropodists.
Marie me or I'll cast a spell on you.
Why was the student witch so bad at essays?
Because she couldn't spell properly.