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What sort of soup do skeletons like?
One with plenty of body in it.

How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.

Hey, Waiter, you've got your thumb in my bowl of soup!
Don't worry, sir, the soup isn't hot.

Mommy, Mommy, what's a vampire?
Be quiet, dear, and drink your soup before it clots.

Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: So laugh, sir.

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