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What happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.

If a skeleton rings your doorbell is he a dead ringer?

How does a skeleton call his friends?
On a telebone.

How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.

What do you call a skeleton that won't get up in the morning?
Lazy bones.

What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler.

Did you hear about the skeleton who couldn't jump out of the plane?
He had no guts.

Why wasn't the naughty skeleton afraid of the police?
Because he knew they couldn't pin anything on him.

What kind of plate does a skeleton eat off?
Bone china.

What did the old skeleton complain of?
Aching bones.

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