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Mr Jones, the science teacher, was absent-minded. One day he brought a box into the classroom and said,
"I've got a frog and a toad in here. When I get them out we'll look at the differences."
He put his hand into the box and pulled out two sandwiches.
"Oh dear!" he said. "I could have sworn I'd just had my lunch."
Fred: When I 'die I'm going to leave my brain to science.
Harry: I suppose every little bit helps.
"Now don't forget, boys," the science teacher droned on.
"If it wasn't for water we would never learn to swim. And if we'd never learned to swim, just think how many people would have drowned!"