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What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?
Run through the back door.
How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?
Is it true that a bully won't hurt you if you run away from him?
It all depends on how fast you run!
Mecca run for it!
Why did the skeleton run up a tree?
Because a dog was after its bones.
Sports coach: Come on, Betty. You can run faster than that.
Betty: I can't, sir. I'm wearing runresistant panty-hose.
A driver approached the principal one afternoon and said, "I'm awfully sorry, but I think I've just run over the school cat. Can I replace it?" The principal looked him up and down and replied, "I doubt if you'd be the mouser she was."
Will: Why do you call that new player Cinderella? Bill: Because he's always running away from the ball.