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Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"?
Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.
Jane's father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As he'd spent quite a lot of money for the meal he said to the waiter, "Could I have a bag to take the leftovers home for the dog?"
"Gosh!" exclaimed Jane,
"Are we getting a dog?"
Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad in the world, I ordered coffee, and I got the freshest coffee in the world.
Friend: I know - I ordered a small steak and got a calf.
At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?