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Mother: How was your first day at school?
Boy: OK, but I haven't got my present yet.
Mother: What do you mean?
Boy: Well, the teacher gave me a chair, and said, "Sit there for the present."

What did you get for Christmas?
A mouth organ. It's the best present I ever got.
Why?
My mom gives me fifty cents a week not to blow it.

Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday?
Harry: Sure. It's a great present but I just can't find the words to thank you enough.

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