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Why is Hollywood full of vampires?
They need someone to play the bit parts.
Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?
It wanted to play squash.
What do vampires play poker for?
"You play fair with me and I'll play fair with you," said the boss to the new worker. "Just remember: you can't do too much for a good employer." "Don't worry, I won't."