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Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.
Then you'd better buy a little pig.
What happened when the man stole a pig?
The pig squealed to the police.
Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?
He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
The teacher was furious with her son. "Just because you've been put in my class, there's no need to think you can take liberties. You're a pig." The boy said nothing. "Well! Do you know what a pig is?" "Yes, Mom," said the boy. "The offspring of a swine."
Why didn't the piglets listen to the father pig?
Because he was an old boar.
Where do pigs go when they die?
To the sty in the sky.