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Fred met Betty in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They
hit it off pretty well, and soon Fred suggested that they go to
his apartment for some extracurricular activity. It wasn't long
before they found themselves in bed making passionate love. As
they were making love, though, Fred noticed that Betty's toes would
curl up as he was thrusting in and out.
When they were done, Fred laid back on the bed and said,
have been pretty good tonight. I noticed your toes curling up
when I was going in and out."
Betty looked at him and smiled. "That usually happens when someone
forgets to remove my pantyhose."