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What is the best way to get paint off a chair?
Sit on it before the paint's dry.
Did you hear what Fred did when he offered to paint the garage for his Dad in the summer holidays?
The instructions said put on three coats, so he went in and put on his blazer, his raincoat and his parka.
Rich Lady: That painting you did of me doesn't do me justice.
Artist: It's not justice you want, it's mercy!
Who is a bee's favorite painter?