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A very shy young man went into an optician's one day to order a new pair of spectacles. Behind the counter was an extremely pretty young girl, which reduced the customer to total confusion.
"Can I help you, sir?" she asked with a , ravishing smile.
"Er - yes - er - I want a pair of rimspeckled hornicles . . . I mean I want a pair of heck-rimmed spornicles . . . er . . . I mean . . .
At which point the optician himself came to the rescue.
"It's all right, Miss Jones. What the gentleman wants is a pair of rim-sporned hectacles."