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How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
The domestic science teacher was in a delicatessen buying nuts for the afternoon's cake baking.
"What kind of nuts would you like?" asked the salesgirl.
"Cashew," replied the teacher.
"Bless you," said the salesgirl.
"What kind of nuts would you like?"