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How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?
Your nose touches the ceiling.

Why did the viper viper nose?
Because the adder adder handkerchief.

What usually runs in big families?
Noses.

Did you hear about the boy who got worried when his nose grew to eleven inches long?
He thought it might turn into a foot.

Why did the monster take his nose apart?
To see what made it run.

What do you do if your nose goes on strike?
Picket.

What is it that even the most careful person overlooks?
His nose.

Visitor: You're very quiet, Fred.
Fred: Well, my mom gave me 10 cents not to say anything about your red nose.

Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday.
Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didn't you?
Fred: I couldn't find one big enough for your nose.

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