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Good news - two boys went out one day climbing trees.
Bad news - one of them fell out.
Good news - there was a hammock beneath him.
Bad news - there was a rake beside the hammock.
Good news - he missed the rake.
Bad news - he missed the hammock, too.
Good news - At school today there will be free Coca-Cola for everyone . . . the bad news is that straws are 50 cents each!