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What happened to the man who brushed his teeth with gunpowder?
He kept shooting his mouth off.

What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.

This morning my dad gave me soap flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast!
I bet you were mad.
Mad? I was foaming at the mouth!

Does he have a big mouth?
Put it this way, he can sing a duet by himself.

Did you say he had a big mouth?
Put it this way, he's the only person I know who can eat a banana sideways!

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