Home - M - Mouse Jokes
Why did Mickey Mouse
take a trip to outer space?
He wanted to find Pluto.
What goes "eek, eek, bang?"
A mouse in a minefield.
Which mouse was a Roman emperor?
What's grey and furry on the inside and white on the outside?
A mouse sandwich.
What goes "dot, dot, dash, squeak?"
How do you save a drowning rodent?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation.
What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
Hickory dickory dock
The mice ran up the clock.
The clock struck one,
And the rest got away with minor injuries.
How do mice celebrate when they move house?
With a mouse warming party.
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
Caterpillar a few mice for you.