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The Irishman went to the mind reader's and paid £5 to have his thoughts read. After half an hour the mind reader gave him his money back.
She has a mind of her own.
Of course she does. No one else would want it.
You can read his mind in his face.
Yes, it's usually a complete blank.
In one way Fred is lucky.
If he went out of his mind no one would notice the difference.
Don't let your mind wander.
It's not old enough to be allowed out on its own.
I've just changed my mind.
Does it work any better?