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When should you feed goats's milk to a baby?
When it's a baby goat.
What is a skeleton's favorite drink?
Milk - it's so good for the bones.
Did you hear about the witch who was so poisonous she could make her own yoghurt just by staring at a carton of milk for a couple of minutes?
What do we get from naughty cows?
What do ghosts like in their coffee?
What happened at the badly organized milking contest?
There was udder chaos.