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Waiter, waiter! I can't eat this meat, it's crawling with maggots.
Quick, run to the other end of the table, you can catch it as it goes by.

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?
Gimme a slug of whiskey.

What's worse than finding a maggot in an apple ?
Finding half a maggot !

What did one maggot say to another?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a joint like this?

What's yellow, wiggly and dangerous?
A maggot with a bad attitude.

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