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Which is the unluckiest monster in the world?
The Luck Less Monster.

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?
With any luck you'll soon be able to get up for a spell.

This morning I felt that today was going to be my lucky day. I got up at seven, had seven dollars in my pocket, there were seven of us at lunch and there were seven horses in the seven o'clock race - so I backed the seventh.
Did it win?
No, it came seventh.

Bad luck is finding a four-leaf clover and being attacked by poison ivy as you bend down to pick it up.

When is it bad luck to have a black cat follow you?
When you're a mouse.


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