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What happens when a band plays in a thunderstorm?
The conductor gets hit by lightning.

One summer evening, during a violent thunder and lightning storm, a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mummy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
"I can't dear," she said, "I have to sleep with Daddy."
A long silence was broken at last by a shaken little voice saying, "The big sissy."

Doctor, doctor, each time I put my bra on I get thunder and lightning on my stomach.
Doctor: That's all right, it's just a storm in a C-cup.

A woodpecker was pecking a hole in a tree. All of a sudden a flash of lightning struck the tree to the ground. The woodpecker looked bemused for a moment and then said, "Gee, I guess I don't know my own strength."

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