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Have you heard the joke about the slippery eel?
You wouldn't grasp it.
Fred: A Vampire told me a joke yesterday.
Harry: Was it good?
Fred: It was a scream.
Have you heard the joke about the wall?
You'd never get over it.
How do you make a thicko laugh on Friday?
Tell him a joke on Monday.
Fred: There's no
point in telling you a joke with a double meaning.
Harry: Why not?
Fred: You wouldn't get either of them.
Why is a bad joke
like an unsharpened pencil?
Because it has no point.