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Did you hear about the Irish schoolboy who was studying Greek Mythology?
When the teacher asked him to name something that was half-man and half-beast he replied "Buffalo Bill."
Did you hear about the Irish boy who had a soft spot for his math teacher?
It was a bog in the middle of Ireland.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
Two Irishmen looking for work saw a sign which read TREE FELLERS WANTED.
"Oh, now, look at that," said Paddy. "What a pity there's only de two of us!"
Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?
Did you hear about the Irish kamikaze pilot?
He flew ninety-nine missions . . .
An Irishman went into a post office to see if there were any letters for him.
"I'll see, sir," said the clerk.
"What is your name?"
"You're having me on now because I'm Irish," said the Irishman.
"Won't you see the name on the envelope?"
Did you hear about the Irishman who spent an hour in a big store looking for a cap with a peak at the back?
Did you hear about the Irishman who was stranded for an hour when the escalator broke down?