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No. Billy, you can't play with the hammer. You'll hurt your fingers.
No, I won't, Dad. Sis is going to hold the nails for me.

I don't think much of that new doctor.
Why not?
Old Charlie Evans went to see him the other week. He tapped Charlie's knee with that little hammer and his leg fell off!

What's the safest way to use a hammer?
Get someone else to hold the nails.

An apprentice blacksmith was told by his boss to make a hammer.
The lad had not the slightest idea how to begin, so he thought he'd be crafty and nip out and buy one. He duly showed the new hammer to his boss, who said, "That's excellent boy! Now make fifty more just like it!"

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