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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?
He was going as a banana.
Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?
Because there's lots of school spirit!
What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?
The cat ate her.
What did the really ugly man do for a living?
He posed for Halloween masks.
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.
Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?
To the boo-ty parlour.
Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do about it?
Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.