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Sergeant: Officer, I want you to stand guard outside the graveyard tonight.
Officer: But what do I do if I see some body snatchers?
Sergeant: just keep calm and don't get carried away.
Why is the graveyard such a noisy place?
Because of all the coffin!
When can't you bury people who live opposite a graveyard?
When they're not dead.