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"What are you drawing?" asked the teacher. "God," the little girl replied firmly. "But nobody knows what God looks like," said the teacher. "They will when I've finished."

Kelly: Is God a doctor, ma'am?
Teacher: In some ways, Kelly.
Why do you ask?
Kelly: Because the Bible says that the Lord gave the tablets to Moses.

"Can anyone think of a vegetable that's mentioned in the Bible?" asked the English teacher.
"Lettuce, sir," said Melissa. "I don't think so, Melissa," the teacher said.
"Oh, yes, sir," protested Melissa. "Lettuce with a gladsome mind praise the Lord for he is kind."

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