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How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye?
Because it comes out in conversation

Betty: Ugh! The water in my glass is cloudy.
Fred: It's all right, it's just the glass that hasn't been washed.

Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a vampire.
Drink this glass of water.
Will it make me better? No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.

Pa was taking Fred around the museum when they came across a magnificent stuffed lion in a glass case.
"Pa," asked the puzzled Fred, "how did they shoot the lion without breaking the glass?"

Dad, there's a man at the door collecting for the new swimming pool.
Give him a glass of water!

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