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A monster goes to a gas station and says: Fill me up.
The man replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!
The monster replies to the gas man: But I had a car for lunch!
What did the angry monster do when he got his gas bill?
Two old friends met, ten years after the end of the Second World War.
One said, "Is that your face or are you still wearing your gas mask?"