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First vampire: I live on garlic alone.
Second vampire: Anyone who does that should live alone.
First witch: Why do you keep throwing bunches of garlic out of the window?
Second witch: To keep the vampires away.
First witch: But there aren't any vampires round here.
Second witch: See, it works doesn't it.
Did you hear about the man who
ate 106 cloves of garlic a day?
He was taken to hospital in a coma.
Doctors said it was from