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Where did the witch get her furniture?
From the Ideal Gnome Exhibition.

What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?
The multiplication table.

A country lad on one of his rare visits to the market town saw a music stool in the window of a shop. He went in, bought it, and took it home. Two weeks later he was back in the shop in a furious rage. "I bin sittin' on this darn stool for two weeks," he told the manager, "and I ain't got a note out of it!"

Doctor! Doctor! I think I'm a dog!
Sit down, please.
Oh no - I'm not allowed on the furniture.

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