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Where does a ten ton frog sleep?
Anywhere it wants to!
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?
They sit eggsaminations
What did the bus conductor say to the frog?
What do you say to a hitch hiking frog?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
Why do frogs have webbed feet?
To stamp out forest fires.
What is a frog's favorite dance?
The Lindy Hop.
What happens to illegally parked frogs?
They get toad away.
What did the croaking frog say to his friend?
I think I've got a person in my throat.
Why was the frog down in the dumps
He was unhoppy.
What would you get if you crossed a frog with a little dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What is a frog's favorite game'
What do frogs drink?
What kind of shoes do frogs like?
Open toad sandals.
What do you call an eighty-yearfrog?
An old croak.
What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What happens if you eat a hot frog?
You croak in no time.
Where do you get frogs' eggs?
In a spawn shop.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf with a frog?
A creature that can bite you from the other side of the road.
Waiter, waiter! There's a frog in my soup.
Don't worry, ma'am, there's not enough there to drown him.
First witch: I'm so unlucky.
Second witch: Why?
First witch: Last night I went to a party and met a handsome prince.
Second witch: What's unlucky about that?
First witch: When I kissed him h turned into a frog.
Where do frogs keep their coats?
In the croakroom.
Teacher: Why did you put that frog in Betty's case?
Boy: Because I couldn't find a mouse.
Waiter, waiter! Have you got frogs' legs?
No, sir, I always walk like this.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?
Well then hop into the kitchen for my soup.
Waiter, waiter, can I have frogs' legs?
Well I suppose you could but you'd need surgery!
What do you call an ant with frogs' legs?