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What do you get if you cross a toad with a mist?
Kermit the Fog.
Did you hear about the boy who was known as Fog?
He was thick and wet.
What goes "croak, croak" when it's foggy?
First Witch: Every time it's misty, I hear a strange croaking noise coming from your house.
Second Witch: That would be my frog horn.