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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?
She calls the Flying Squad.
What's the best way to see flying saucers?
Pinch the waitress.
What do you call a starship full of wizards?
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a mummy?
A flying bandage.
If a flying saucer is an aircraft, does that make a flying broomstick a witchcraft?