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Why did the firefly keep stealing things?
He was light-fingered.

What goes 'snap, crackle, pop'?
A firefly with a short circuit.

How do fireflies start a race?
Ready, steady, glow!

What did one firefly say to another?
Got to glow now.

A little firefly was in school one day and he put up his hand. "Please, ma'am, may I be excused?" "Yes," replied the teacher, "when you've got to glow, you've got to glow."

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?
An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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