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Why are witches' finger nails never more than eleven inches long?
Because if they were twelve inches they'd be a foot.
What did the monster want to eat in the restaurant?
The finger bowl.
Dad, what are all the holes in the new garden shed?
What do you mean they're not holes?
I can put my finger into them.
My husband really embarrassed me yesterday.
We were drinking tea at a friend's house and he drank his with his little finger sticking out.
But that's considered polite in some circles.
Not with the teabag hanging from it, it's not.