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Did you hear that in the recent gales the fence blew down around the Nudist Camp?
A group of construction workers is looking into it.
Paddy was telling Mick of his plans to make a lot of money. "I intend to buy a dozen swarms of bees and every morning at dawn I'm going to let them into the park opposite my house to spend all the day making honey, while I relax." "But the park doesn't open until nine o'clock," protested Mick. "I realize that," said Paddy, "but I know where there's a hole in the fence."
A young lad was helping his dad put up a yard fence. "You know, son," said the father, "you're just like lightning with that hammer." "Fast, eh?" said the boy. "Oh, no ? you never strike in the same place twice."