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Where did vampires go to first in America?
What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?
What's a vampire's favorite soup?
Sharks' fang soup.
What is the American national day for vampires?
How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice?
They use extractor fangs.
Why was Dracula thought of as being polite?
He always said fangs.
What's a vampire's favorite dance?
The Fang Tango.
Fangs for the memory.
Adair you to open this door and see my fangs.
How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?
He has to grin and bare it.
What has webbed feet and fangs?
What do you think of Dracula films?