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These are some signs that lead to the fact that
someone's been using your e-mail account...
- "Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com
backing into our driveway?"
- One Secret Service agent is sitting on your head
while another is slapping cuffs on you.
- Apparently, your flame war with DonCorleone@mafia.com
is about to turn ugly.
- When you log on, your computer says,
"You've got lawsuits!"
- Your inbox is filled with dog porno and you're
strictly a sheep porno kind of guy. :-)
- Sotheby's says the Rembrandt is yours and that you
now owe them $71,000,000 and change
- "The resistance welcomes your involvement. Your contact
information has been forwarded to a local insurgent who
will bring supplies and reinforcements to you immediately."
- Your wife calls you at the office to report that Pogdi,
your Pakistani mail-order bride, has arrived.