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What kind of ears do engines have ?
What kind of monster has the best hearing?
Little monster: Daddy, daddy, you've got carrots sprouting out of your ears.
Big monster: That's funny, I planted radishes.
Witch: I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable.
Yesterday I bit someone's ear off!
Doctor: Oh dear, that's a lot of calories.
What did the earwig say when it fell down the stairs?
Ear we go!
Claire's singing is improving.
People are putting cotton wool in only one ear now.
A man walked into the city rent office with a $5 bill stuck in one ear and a $10 bill in the other. You see, he was $15 in arrears.