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What do you get if you cross a fashion designer with a sea monster?
The Loch Dress Monster.

Mommy monster: Did you catch everyone's eyes in that dress, dear?
Girl monster: Yes, mom, and I've brought them all home for Cedric to play marbles with.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maggot.
Maggot who?
Maggot me this new dress today.

What should you do if you find yourself surrounded by Dracula, Frankenstein, a zombie and a werewolf?
Hope you're at a fancy dress party.

How do people dress in mid January?
Quickly.

Did you hear about the lady ghoul who went to buy a dress in the Phantom Fashion boutique?
"I'd like to try on that shroud in the window," she told the ghoul in charge.
"Yes, ma'am," said the ghoul, "but wouldn't you prefer to use the changing-room instead?"

Yes, I do like your dress ? but isn't it a little early for Halloween?

 

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