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Mr Jones met a neighbor carrying a front door. "Why are you carrying that, Tom?" asked Mr Jones. "I've lost my key," replied Tom. "Oh," said Mr Jones, "so how will you get in?" "It's all right ? I've left the window open."
Witch: I got up really early this morning and opened the door in my pyjamas!
Wizard: That's a funny place to keep a door.
Adair you to open this door and see my fangs.
A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor. "Doctor, you've got to help me!" he wailed. "What seems to be the trouble?" asked the doctor. "I keep having the same dream, night after night. There's this door with a sign on it, and I push and push the door but I can't get it open." "What does the sign say?" asked the Doctor. "Pull," said the patient.
As he was walking along the street the minister saw a little girl trying to reach a high door knocker. Anxious to help, the minister went over to her. "Let me do it, dear," he said, rapping the knocker vigorously. "Great!" said the girl. "Now run like hell."
Did you hear about
the absentminded professor who went round and round in a revolving door for three
He didn't know whether he was coming or going!
How did you get all those bruises?
I started to go through a revolving door, and then I changed my mind.